Enviado pelo pessoal da Vila Vudu
TOTALMENTE IMPERDÍVEIS, os "haikais" recortados dos WIKItelegramas.
Chegamos até aos “HaikuLeaks” por dica de Greg Mitchel (quem manda, afinal, vocês só lerem a Folha de S.Paulo, o Estadão, o Globo e coisa e tal?!
O que interessaria a alguém o que pense o Demétrio Magnolli sobre WikiLeaks?!
Os “haikais” vão sem traduzir, porque seria demasiado trabalho (mas se alguém quiser tentar, mãos à obra).
O pessoal aqui achou melhor, em vez de traduzir, fazer nossos próprios HaikaiLeaks.
Haïkuleaks- Cable is poetry 65 haikus in 1830 cables
1. As is typical,
the Pope stayed above the fray
and did not comment.
the Pope stayed above the fray
and did not comment.
2. Whether such tactics
will have a chilling effect
remains to be seen.
will have a chilling effect
remains to be seen.
3. Rocha and Rands
did not attend the meeting
with Micheletti.
did not attend the meeting
with Micheletti.
4. "We have made request
after request," he said, "Why
doesn't theU.S. respond?
after request," he said, "Why
doesn't the
5. They do not know when
those attacks might occur or
what form they will take.
those attacks might occur or
what form they will take.
6. The current tensions
demonstrate just how little
progress has been made.
demonstrate just how little
progress has been made.
7. Sol Melia owns
and operates 24
hotels inCuba .
and operates 24
hotels in
8. Parts of the country
are often cut off by snow
and avalanches.
are often cut off by snow
and avalanches.
9. Instead, he gulped three
cans of Coca-Cola while
inhaling his food.
cans of Coca-Cola while
inhaling his food.
10. Note: Gilead has not
yet filed a planned judicial
appeal inBrazil .
yet filed a planned judicial
appeal in
11. King Hamad flatly
stated thatBahrain is not
happy withQatar .
stated that
happy with
12. Trans-Atlantic Ties:
The Cases ofBritain , France
andGermany .
The Cases of
and
13. He added that there
should be "no blank checks, no checks
at all," for Hamas.
should be "no blank checks, no checks
at all," for Hamas.
14. They are being seen
as barometers for next
year's nationwide vote.
as barometers for next
year's nationwide vote.
15. The vessels are met
either on shore or a short
distance off the coast.
either on shore or a short
distance off the coast.
16. The machines do not
operate well in non-air
conditioned spaces.
operate well in non-air
conditioned spaces.
17. The forum would be
shaped with the broader picture
in mind, not just oil.
shaped with the broader picture
in mind, not just oil.
18. They also often
released hostages shortly
after their capture.
released hostages shortly
after their capture.
19. Post will be open
today for emergency
services only.
today for emergency
services only.
20. This does more than just
ensure that she has something
important to do.
ensure that she has something
important to do.
21. However, he said
he was willing to review
the matter again.
he was willing to review
the matter again.
22. (U) Liberation
is moderately left-wing
and pro-socialist.
is moderately left-wing
and pro-socialist.
23. We will still work toward
domestic legislation
as well, Froman said.
domestic legislation
as well, Froman said.
24. Therefore, he added,
we must prepare carefully,
out of the spotlight.
we must prepare carefully,
out of the spotlight.
25. The Opel story
has dominated the news
November 4-5.
has dominated the news
November 4-5.
26. Rocha and Rands
did not attend the meeting
with Micheletti.
did not attend the meeting
with Micheletti.
27. Also, the changes
would reduce the penalties
for non-compliance.
would reduce the penalties
for non-compliance.
28. For years, the Embassy’s top goal
has been to promote progress
in these areas.
has been to promote progress
in these areas.
29. (C) China’s oil demand has
grown substantially over
the last 30 years.
grown substantially over
the last 30 years.
30. Strengthening the US
Navy presence in the Gulf
sent a good message.
Navy presence in the Gulf
sent a good message.
31. Macedonia
continues to progress well
on defense reforms.
continues to progress well
on defense reforms.
32. A Cuban woman
in her thirties confides, “It’s all
about who you know.
in her thirties confides, “It’s all
about who you know.
33. In his pride, he lashed
out at perceived opponents.
No Comparison?
out at perceived opponents.
No Comparison?
34. (C) Changing tack, Li
launched into a spirited
defense of free trade.
launched into a spirited
defense of free trade.
35. Once through this door, there
was another metal gate
inside the entrance.
was another metal gate
inside the entrance.
36. “Where is he putting
the money?” those Cubans ask.
End Comment. ) ¶16.
the money?” those Cubans ask.
End Comment. ) ¶16.
37. He has written books,
but most critics understand
that is not his gift.
but most critics understand
that is not his gift.
38. We have not noted
any tendency to shake,
blink or roll his eyes.
any tendency to shake,
blink or roll his eyes.
39. It is not yet clear
whether these can be addressed
before the deadline.
whether these can be addressed
before the deadline.
40. To do otherwise,
he said, risked more violence
and more bloodshed. ¶5.
he said, risked more violence
and more bloodshed. ¶5.
41. They won’t want an untried
Conservative leadership
in charge,” he told us.
Conservative leadership
in charge,” he told us.
42. Sol Melia owns
and operates 24
hotels inCuba .
and operates 24
hotels in
43. (C) The wreath-laying
ceremony proceeded
according to script.
ceremony proceeded
according to script.
44. Canada also
supports Paris Club efforts
on debt reduction.
supports Paris Club efforts
on debt reduction.
45. They were fast to point
out that the decree is not
AIDS-drug-specific.
out that the decree is not
AIDS-drug-specific.
46. Several Agreement
implementation measures
remain unresolved.
implementation measures
remain unresolved.
47. I believe we do
our duty as determined
by God.” ¶17.
our duty as determined
by God.” ¶17.
48. But it is doing
so on its own timetable,
a slow timetable.
so on its own timetable,
a slow timetable.
49. " Persistently low
domestic investment rates
bear this out (Ref H).
domestic investment rates
bear this out (Ref H).
50. His son will soon be
moving toNew York to work
for Deloitte Touche. ¶12.
moving to
for Deloitte Touche. ¶12.
51. The draft speech he had
taken with him toRome had
been "toughened up" there.
taken with him to
been "toughened up" there.
52. This message could be
reinforced from the White House
as appropriate.
reinforced from the White House
as appropriate.
53. ¶1. (U) This cable
contains an action request
in para 12. ¶2.
contains an action request
in para 12. ¶2.
54. (S) Saleh did not
waste time for his usual
quid-pro-quo tactics.
waste time for his usual
quid-pro-quo tactics.
55. It remains to be
seen how Lugovoy’s new role will affect
LDPR’s election prospects.
seen how Lugovoy’s new role will affect
LDPR’s election prospects.
56. Please see paragraphs
3-4. ¶2. (S) Summary
and Action Request.
3-4. ¶2. (S) Summary
and Action Request.
57. REASON: 1.4 (b), (d) ¶1.
This is an action request;
see para 13.
This is an action request;
see para 13.
58. The Baghdad Mission
Firearms Policy has been
revised and issued.
Firearms Policy has been
revised and issued.
59. -- Foreign attitudes
on UN-sanctioned arms control
negotiations.
on UN-sanctioned arms control
negotiations.
60. (S/NF) Throughout the meeting,
Mubarak was expansive
and in fine humor.
Mubarak was expansive
and in fine humor.
61. The three officials
have informed their capitals
but have no response.
have informed their capitals
but have no response.
62. ¶4. (C) The Sultan
appeared to follow events
inIraq closely.
appeared to follow events
in
63. "People need to see
the results of decisions,"
the Sultan stated.
the results of decisions,"
the Sultan stated.
64. The United States
andSouth Korea must apply
patience and pressure.
and
patience and pressure.
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